Anyone Have a Spare Lightning Rod?

I've been encouraging my pre-schooler to say her own prayers. I listen to them and prompt now and then when she squints up at me with the, "Mom, what am I thankful for again?" look.

Last night she caught me off guard though. We were past the "I thank thee's.." and working on the, "Please help me's..." when she said, "Please help baby Xander snort like a pig again."

I love this kid.