Monday, September 15, 2008

Planets aligning in perfect pet harmony

Something has happened in the cosmos.

Something strange. Something... a harbringer, a sign, a message from the Creator of the Universe itself...

and we'd all be fools to ignore it.

My cat, the vicious old fart, and my dog, the crazy spastic gal, are co-existing on the same floor as I am...

This can only mean a few things...

a) The earth has tilted on it's axis slightly, throwing off my cat's inner hate beacon.

b) the third horseman from the four horseman of the apocylypse is about to arrive, shortly followed by the other three (but don't panic, they have to make it through customs first)

c) the lion has laid down with the lamb, which can only mean d will occur.

d) a comet is going to fly really close to our planet and set us into an early ice age.

Yes, it's that big.


PsychMamma said...

Thanks for the head up. I'm stocking my emergency preparedness kit. Um.....How does one prepare for the apocalypse or an oncoming comet/ice age?? Blankets? Wool socks? Water?? Chocolate. Definitely chocolate.

Lahdeedah said...

I'd go with a nice cozy blanket, some chocolate and a nice bottle of wine.